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I love Jess because her she is as strong an ox … endine! Muwhahaha!

I love Jess because her smile slays me.

I love Jess because her skin is so soft it blows my mind.

I love Jess because she serves me by doing the laundry.

I love Jess (I think) ever since the day I noticed her laughing in the back of the Junior High room on a Sunday morning – she stood out to me like no woman ever has.

my sweetest dreams
fill me with ream
upon ream of feeling

thoughts focused on you
my one love true
care to check out my ‘do?

you make life complete
though you don’t like pleat
on my pants – great feet!

today I love you so
and my name is just Joe
so come with me and we’ll go
with the serendipitous flow!

You’re Hot!

I love Jess because she cares about how I look, but doesn’t make me feel like an idiot about it.

I love Jess because her cooking satisfies my belly.

I love Jess because she sits cross legged in almost every seating device imaginable.