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I love Jess because makes me mix metaphors.

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I love Jess because she makes me think here father was a ham burglar because it looks like someone took to fine hams and stuck them down the back of her pants.

I love Jess because she’s a woman, with a capital W.

I love Jess because she seeks to be a woman of the word.

I love Jess because she drops it like its hot.

I love Jess because we’d have six or seven of them … you know … dogs … or was it something else … oh yeah … it was strapping youg lads like me.

I love Jess because she’d be fine with having all boys. 🙂

I love Jess because she listens to my dreams and aspirations.

I love Jess because she lets me sleep at night.

I love Jess because she won’t let me suck for too long without helping me out.

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